iPhone 14 

a phone with big cameras

Person 1: Hey I got the new iPhone 14!
Person 2: Looks like iPhone 11 with big cameras.

iPhone 14 by mygcd August 12, 2022

iPhone 14 

Apple's new phone as I'm writing this. Criticized by some for various things.

Also, don't see the trailer. It uses a song that sounds like it has a very... interesting... and offensive word in it (which is unintentional, but it's still there).

"I hope Apple had an n word pass before they made their iPhone 14 trailer."

iPhone 14 by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

iPhone 14 

Ok, i know i said last year that the iPhone 13 was the iPhone 12 but with diagonal cameras but the 14 is LITERALLY THE 13. Same camera layout, both 60hz, same OLED display and same battery life. Only new things are Autofocus, Car crash detection and THATS LITERALLY IT. JUST BUY AN IPHONE 14 PRO, 13 OR 12!!! 14 pro is nice tho.

Person: THE IPHONE 14 IS THE ALL NEW IPHONE!!!
Giga chad: Its the same as the 13. Just autofocus and car crash detection.
Person: I'll preorder the 14 Plus. I need good battery life.

Giga chad: Good.

(Also im not an apple hater i use an iphone 11 and other apple tech)

iPhone 14 by munsworldddddddd September 22, 2022

Iphone 14 Pro Max Ultra 

An Apple phone that was not needed. Now, listen, why are you here? Go get a life..No Like Really...WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS! GOOOOOOOO.OMGGG.

''Iphone 14 Pro Max Ultra''
''Your kidding..''

Iphone 14 Pro Max Ultra by TheHewoGurl101 December 14, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019