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A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.
Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet
ipad mini by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013
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"who made the iPad mini?!"
"I dont know, probably the asians"
iPad mini by DANGERTITS March 27, 2013
The term iPad Mini is used for the vaporizer known as the Suorin specifically the Air model also known as a “So”. The term is used for the Suorin Air because of its shape similar to that of a very small iPad, it’s about the size of a credit card, and hits particularly harder than that of its competitors like the Juul. The term is also used to aid in description of the amount of Nicotine in the juice that the Suorin Air has in its cartridge (cart for short), the term for the nicotine level is known as amount of “games” on the iPad
Friend 1: Yo, can you meet me in the bathroom so I can play on you’re iPad Mini?

Friend 2: Yeah of course.

Friend 1: Hey, how many games on your iPad Mini?

Friend 2: right now 35, but tonight I’ll have 50.
iPad Mini by ThatHuntyBoi December 24, 2018

iPad Mini. 

Created by the "genius" himself, Steve Jobs. Obviously, one of the most amazing pieces of kit to be created in the last decade, the "iPad Mini" was introduced just after the creation of the iPod Touch, not to be mistaken as of their 'slight' similarities.
Dude One: "Omg check out my iPad Mini."
Dude Two: "You fail, oh so hard..."
iPad Mini. by Paradox. April 13, 2010
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026