Wedgemeister's definitions

Shift

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010

iPad Mini

The iPod touch. That's all it is.

Stop playing with ur iPad Mini.

by Wedgemeister April 8, 2010

Wedge

A clementine of sorts. Very juicy and tangy.

Hey, let me get some of your wedge.

by Wedgemeister April 7, 2010