Definitions by Wedgemeister

Shift 

The act of pooping. The sideways shift is the messiest, and the up shift is the most painful.

"Yo Shonak where u goin?"

"I have to shift."

Shift by Wedgemeister April 12, 2010

iPad Mini

The iPod touch. That's all it is.

Stop playing with ur iPad Mini.

iPad Mini by Wedgemeister April 8, 2010

Wedge 

A clementine of sorts. Very juicy and tangy.

Hey, let me get some of your wedge.

Wedge by Wedgemeister April 7, 2010