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The Illicit yet Infamous J Grimes 

an influential (albeit malevolent) Internet personality who’s shtick consists of provoking the public and offending the world on religion, politics, celebs and literally everything and shows zero remorse for it as nothing truly matters to J himself. Grimes is notorious for being brutally honest and being the Jack of all trades; no one like the sinful son himself

J Grimes truly is da wickedest 🤙

People hate to admit he’s right about everything, that celebrities are stuck up and that breaking morality is what gets you to the top aside from 1% luck, they like truth until you throw it in their face. J grimes is the rapper that teaches that rebellion is acceptable and that it’s in our nature and that famous people are just as shitty as the rest of us

J likes to corrupt things and juniorize them, like making parodies of songs and causing people to turn on one another cuz it’s fun, if there’s music and dancing then junior grimes is for sure to be nearby
*people at synagogue enjoying ceremony*

J grimes: *shows up undetected*

J grimes: alright it’s showtime!

Jews: *suprised pikachu face*

J grimes: who wants pork chops? >:)

Jews: RUN! somebody stop him!

J Grimes: too late......

Everyone there: *panics and screams in agony*

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The illicit yet infamous J grimes is the ugly truth of humanity and the beautiful lie at the same time

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Teacher: alright class who here can name one of the worst dictators in history?

Student 1: uh adolf hitler?

Student 2: junior grimes?

Teacher: well, you didn’t have to go that far, looks like there’s no competition when it’s the infamous j grimes

Classroom: .....woaw

Student 1: oh yeah I forgot about him

Teacher: don’t mention his name, it’s forbidden

J grimes: duh! Who tf you think your referring to?

Students: *facepalm*
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The Infamous yet illicit J Grimes 

The worst of the worst. Allows evil to exist and has no intentions to stop.

though known under many different names he’s got no shortage of talents; dancing, singing, rapping freestyle, mechanic skills , playing instruments , to negotiation tactics and multilingualism.

The forbidden one has since day 1 vowed to become the greatest which is why he’s always been determined to come out on top even going far as to mastering nearly every skill known to man.

He allowed islam to be created in order for people to kill each other over it and indirectly manipulate people through false religions

This kid has no right being this justified and right about the world and society

he challenges everyone’s beliefs and doesn’t give a fuck whom he offends or hurts. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING that this unknown kid won’t do , he’s a chaotic force of destruction to anyone/anything
EXAMPLE:

The infamous yet illicit J grimes: *drops a new album*

World: *goes on lockdown AGAIN**

“J grimes IS DOUBLE LETHAL to say the least

Blue Illay 

A virgin zebra who runs around the campus of Waterloo University seeking to eye fuck any girl in sight.
Blue Illay just eye fucked Rosie near the SLC.
Blue Illay by Mohussain November 9, 2012
Someone who conceals her/his health issue and is dishonest in general!
Hey Jim, Rob just called in sick again!
Yeah it's Rob, such an illary!
illary by Bryx September 15, 2016

Blue Illay 

A desperate man who eye fucks girls in the bombshelter of waterloo university
Blue Illay just eye fucked Marina at Bomber last nite.
Blue Illay by Joban134 November 5, 2012
league of legends champion with alot of tentacles and i mean alot
like alot
just quit the game
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