iGloat

Index of times an iPhone owner mentions their iPhone to impress people.

iPhone owner: "Hang on, let me get my iPhone to use the calculator function to add those 2 numbers. What were they?"

Normal person: "That was 210 plus 86."

iPhone owner: "Ok. Let me just enter that into my iPhone. The sum is 296."

Normal person: "Your iGloat index is up to 42 since this morning. So what. You have an iPhone. You dont fucking impress me."

by Greg Price January 12, 2009

Iglot

A derogatory term for a member of Iglesia ni Cristo - a Philippine cult founded by Felix Manalo in 1914.

An iglot is prohibited from eating blood stew, and they always have money in an envelope - to enrich the minister's bank account - during church services.

by enixbr86 October 7, 2018

Iglot

A shortened word for "Iglesiang Sulpot". A term used to call a member of the Iglesia Ni Cristo (Church of Christ) cult which was founded by Felix Manalo in the Philippines in 1914.

I have a friend, and he is an Iglot.

by Google LLC, Inc. July 19, 2022

iglotopia

a derogatory term for the Church of Christ in the Philippines which was founded by Felix Manalo in 1914. Members of this cult are called, Iglots.

As we were walking along Punta Santa Anna, we saw Iglotopia.

by Google LLC, Inc. May 20, 2021

iglootesticle

When someone gets upset of stupid things

Lizzy is being very iglootesticle

by Gooberloober May 5, 2021

IGLOTIKO

The term "Iglotiko" is derived from the Cebuano word "Iglot," meaning narrow-minded or rigid. It is often used pejoratively to describe individuals affiliated with the Roman Catholic Church, implying a perception of close-mindedness or strict adherence to dogma

An "IGLOTIKO" ORDAINED PRIEST is FORBIDDEN from marrying while fulfilling their duties as a priest, and they are REQUIRED to RELINQUISH their PRIESTHOOD if they choose to marry.

by FRCCNNM March 8, 2024