iFucked

when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.

I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.

by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010

iFucked

Getting fucked over by an apple product

Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!

by lauren stern December 19, 2008

iFucked

When you have just had incredible sex with someone far, far away via the iPhone!

Wow! I've just been iFucked so well!!!

by Elevated view February 11, 2010

i fucked your mom

something salty 12 year olds say when they get their ass kicked on call of duty

kid: i fucked your mom last night

by mih naem jeff May 12, 2017

ifucker

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

I fucked your mom

Things that little boys say when they can't come up with an insult

¿:hey your ugly
¶:hey I fucked your mom!

by Scaredchildren2392¶ July 18, 2017

I fucked your mom

Our childhood was the best time of my life and I loved every minute spent with you and our jokes meant the world to me and I wish i never forgot you and I wish we had more time together now that I finally got you back in my life

Richie: I fucked your mom

Eddie: I love you too

by I love reddie September 25, 2019