i-po

a typo you make that disses yourself.

me: get my boyfriend in order, please.
me: boyfriends*
friend: ouch, what an i-po.

i-po by eusebio martinez January 8, 2008

Ying tong iddle I po 

Coined by The Goon Show, Ying tong iddle I po can be used as an affirmation or an exclamation.

"Harry, could you lend us that hammer?"
"Ying tong iddle I po!"

"Gad! Someone has fallen down the well!"
"Ying tong iddle I po, we must help him!"

Ying tong iddle I po by Oliver White January 12, 2009

Ying Tong Iddle I Po 

to be spoken with an oriental accent to an oriental whom you know speaks English but says he dosen't

A gentleman joins a queue at the front and protests that he doesn't understand English when asked to go to the back of the queue.

Will later ask if this bus stops at Clappham Junction? you reply Ying Tong Iddle I po!

Ying Tong Iddle I Po by Gladys Swyndoll November 15, 2003

Po.I.E.T. 

The next stage of life of a P.I.E.T. when the girl is beyond all that high school shit and gets her happies from only her husband who may or may not know the extent of her P.I.E.T. experiences.

Man, I can't believe she flipped out and shit and is now a Po.I.E.T.

Po.I.E.T. by Dan April 11, 2005

I'z po

A country slang phrase translated as "I'm poor".

When people ask why I am 40 and still don't own a car, I reply "I'z po."

I'z po by Dunnowhatthekidzrsayin December 10, 2025

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot 

I understand completely.

Man 1: ...and that's how the female breast became eroticized.
Man 2: I sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot!

i sho' dig it like a po' bigot with no spigot by Nuss July 18, 2007

V.I.Poo 

A product made by Reckitt Benckiser primarily for the American market. It consists of a spray which is directed into the toilet bowl, before defecation, which prevents obnoxious odours contaminating the atmosphere. It is set to become the new must have for every brain dead silly bitch suffering from acute princess syndrome as she will now be able to convince herself that, when she drops her devil’s dumplings into the bowl, her shit don’t stink.

V.I.Poo must have been made with Lily Allen or Kim Kardashian in mind

V.I.Poo by AKACroatalin March 17, 2017