by DdudeAwesome May 30, 2020
i-Ready is a website that is meant to teach children math and reading. Unfortunately, i-Ready is not very good at its job as it makes many peoples grades lower than what they should be.
Teacher: "Okay class, I know this is a new year and all, and you want it to be easy. But you have to do 30 i-Ready lessons each quarter to pass this class."
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
All students: "Damn, this is gay as fuck"
by mrmarmalad February 22, 2020
A stupid website that is gay and plory and yoop think they will educate you but they make you kermit sewer slide
by the icarly fan September 14, 2020
A horrible teaching platform that attempts to seem young and relatable, which it fails at, and keep everything at a first grade explanation, no matter the subject or difficulty of it.
by Carl_The_Greatest_Carl March 11, 2021
A website created by the government to trick teachers into torturing their kids. The side effects of i-Ready are suicidal thoughts due to boredom. Another side effect is cringing because of how the characters try to be hip with the kids.
Teacher: How should we torture our kids on this wonderful day?
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
Teacher 2: I don't know, make them do 906 minutes of i-Ready?
Teacher: Great idea!
by amogusbruh21youstupid March 18, 2022
by kaihai January 31, 2023
The least effective way to make a student learn, and the most effective way to make a student kill themselves
Florida: oi lets buy i-ready
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
Governor: Ok, but not actually, let's trick the students into moving out of Florida so they can "get away from i-ready" and when they learn it's in other states they'll kill themselves.
by Its not Myapps, its Myassp. May 17, 2022