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The two most deadly words in the english lexicon
*hey I poop* *dies*
I poop by Tomslick59 September 11, 2021

i-poop touch 

the older i-pod touch that you use only when you are in the toilet taking a poop.
i was sitting on the can using my i-poop touch reading the latest article from google.
i-poop touch by karaoke008 November 12, 2012

i_poop_out_cubes

A person who sucks in minecraft and cant do anything good and claims that he is the best in everything when he is not
That guy is just like i_poop_out_cubes.
i_poop_out_cubes by TootyFruity123 October 30, 2017

but i poop from there

"But I poop from there" is a fad regarding a porn film and anal sex. The YTMND quotes porno actress Anne Howe trying to coax an actor out of drilling her in the colon by saying "But I poop from there" The actor, Buck Adams, having no qualms about getting fecal matter on his penis simply ignores her deterrent and casually says "Not right now you don't" An imporant thing about the fad is that the "naughty parts" are censored by a "red X" normally found on webpages for images that do not load up correctly (sometimes referred to as the floating red X of doom). Most fad sites will have other images censored with a red X along with the quote.

The scene comes from the Movie "Young and Anal 15"
Girl: "But I poop from there"
Guy: "Not tonight you don't"

And I poop 

And I poop is a term used by vsco girls who accidentally poop their pants
And I poop let me go wipe that off brb

Sometimes I cry when I poop 

A throwaway phrase best used to make annoying/boring/stupid people think you're crazy, and therefore to get them to stop talking to you.
"Yo did you see last night's football game?"
"Sometimes I cry when I poop"
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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