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i hope your next poop is sharp

word typed and publicated by a "brave" roblox player.
wow! This i hope your next poop is sharp image is magnifying!

I hope your flowers bloom 

A phrase coined by the musician bLAck pARty on the track Bloom of his debut album Mango.

The phrase I used to describe someone best wishes in mind such as attaining their dreams or developing into a great person.
John: "You're a great person I hope your flowers bloom"

Laura: "Thank you"

I hope your fucking PlayStation 5 explodes into a million pieces at 6:50am in the morning

A seriously pissed off rage quit phrase said by a certain, controller-abusing evil light skin.
"Bro- I hope your fucking PlayStation 5 explodes into a million pieces at 6:50am in the morning! FUCK!"

I hope your fucking PlayStation 5 explodes

A seriously pissed off rage quit phrase used when one has been playing a game for the longest and loses to the most avoided, yet dumbest bullshit known to man. Phrase was also invented by a certain controller breaking evil light skin.
"Bro- I hope your fucking PlayStation 5 explodes into a million pieces at 6:50am in the morning! Fuck!"

fuck you and I hope your dog dies 

Used when "fuck you" just isn't quite enough.
Fuck you. Fuck you and I hope your dog dies.

fuck you bitch and i hope your diamonds burn in lava

This is the worst thing you can ever say to a minecrafter
EPIC GAMER: FUCK YOU BITCH AND I HOPE YOUR DIAMONDS BURN IN LAVA
OTHER EPIC GAMER: *GASPS*
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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