diamonds

That will shut her up.

Diamonds are forever.

by Jebediah Longbow December 22, 2008

diamonds

A form of currency that men use to reimburse women for sex.

John gave Jane a diamond ring last night and now she is little more than a dirty prostitute.

by billberto March 31, 2005

diamonds

Very expensive carbon. Often used in rings, but also used in drills and other things.

Nothing says I care to a woman like a piece of cut carbon mined by slave children in Angola. Aka a diamond.

by Woogy September 6, 2005

Diamonds

A reference to LSD, from the 60's

Dealer: Yo wanna buy some diamonds?

by nepi January 10, 2010

diamonds

For anybody who has a penis, it's whenever you see something that makes you extremely erect/rock hard.

"Man, that doujinshi made me diamonds."

by tetsuhikokariya October 26, 2015

Diamonds

Known as girls' best friend

Girl: Honey can you buy that diamond ring for me?
Mike: No!
Girl: Cheapass povo SOB!

by mysterious_writa September 25, 2004

Diamonds

The act opon finding the diamonds in minecraft it will make u scream

Person 1: I’m going mining

Person 2: ok
Person one finds diamonds

Person 1 :hdhdisndjdisicjfj
Person 2 : what happened

by Jequise William the third September 7, 2019