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I have depression 

You'll probably get it when you see me hating myself so I don't shower for days which makes me even hate myself more, because why shouldn't I shower with depression, why am I resisting to normal hygiene standards? Anyway, if someone says that, just say something like 'yeah' or 'Feel you'. Better than you being too nice and who would write a whole book about why that person shouldn't have depression.
Friend: Hi William
Me: I have depression

Friend: Yeah
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i have depression so sad 

*chatroom*
player1: i have depression so sad
player2: sad

do i have depression 

do i have depression yes
do i have depression by TannGuy November 15, 2019

i have crippling depression 

a line said by the famous youtuber Idubbbz
(jumps on wheelchair) I HAVE CRIPPLING DEPRESSION!

I have crippling depression 

I have crippling depression
Guy: Are you depressed for your ugliness?
Meg; I have crippling depression
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026