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I didnt ask 

To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.
Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.
I didnt ask by TheRealAdmist February 9, 2021

I didnt ask 

THE BEST FRIKEN COMBACK IN THE WORLD (⌐■_■)
bobert: hey ur shoes are stinky
kindergardener: i didnt ask
bobert: *runs away*
I didnt ask by Yeeted potatoe May 31, 2020

i didnt ask.. 

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.
guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?
i didnt ask.. by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021

I Didn't Ask 

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
I Didn't Ask by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017

I Didn't Ask For This 

A phrase expressed by video game character Adam Jensen (Deus Ex: Human Revolution) after having received robotic augmentations due to a serious injury.

Used to define tragedies, real or otherwise.
Britney Spear's new single. I didn't ask for this.

New season of Two and a Half Men. I didn't ask for this.

I didn't ask you 

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.
Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.
I didn't ask you by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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