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Hamàred 

A classy-ass way to say that you're super drunk, fucked up, wasted, shitfaced, or hammered. It is pronounced heh-mair-d (French pronunciation)
Dude1: holy shit it's only seven o'clock and you're already drunk

Dude2: nah man I'm just a bit Hamàred.

Dude1: oh ok that's cool then. And quite classy, I must say.
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hamareon 

That dude is hamareon
hamareon by Big ass black guy May 13, 2018
Homaree is the combination of two names: Ana Maria and Omar. The name originates from the island of Puerto Rico, where it is known to have the most beautiful women in the world. Homaree is no exception. Typically Homarees from the island posses long, dark hair and mysterious dark eyes. She comes from a long lineage of magical goddesses from the rainforests and mountains, which is where her intuitive nature comes from. There’s a legend on the island that Homarees have magical powers that can transform the native frog (the coquí) into a man suitable to be a husband – a man who cooks, cleans, listens, buys flowers and romantic cards, and of course, a man who loves to sleep in.

Meeting a Homaree is extremely rare, so if you’re lucky enough to meet one, make sure you cherish her and never, ever backstab her because she will organize her army and never look back.
Wow! This vintage Gucci top is almost as rare as a Homaree.

I met the perfect man today, he must be a Homaree coqui.
Homaree by bigbootielucy September 4, 2022

arisugawa homare 

eccentric poet who gets shipped with chikage
Watashi no namae wa Arisugawa Homare, shijinda. Shijin?
arisugawa homare by ckhmno1ship September 20, 2022
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026