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Homaree

Homaree is the combination of two names: Ana Maria and Omar. The name originates from the island of Puerto Rico, where it is known to have the most beautiful women in the world. Homaree is no exception. Typically Homarees from the island posses long, dark hair and mysterious dark eyes. She comes from a long lineage of magical goddesses from the rainforests and mountains, which is where her intuitive nature comes from. There’s a legend on the island that Homarees have magical powers that can transform the native frog (the coquí) into a man suitable to be a husband – a man who cooks, cleans, listens, buys flowers and romantic cards, and of course, a man who loves to sleep in.

Meeting a Homaree is extremely rare, so if you’re lucky enough to meet one, make sure you cherish her and never, ever backstab her because she will organize her army and never look back.

Wow! This vintage Gucci top is almost as rare as a Homaree.

I met the perfect man today, he must be a Homaree coqui.

by bigbootielucy September 4, 2022