hyphey 

The West Coast's version of "Crunk"

"Yo that is hyphey right there..."

hyphey by Bob May 13, 2005

hyphey 

To become incredibly intoxicated, synonomous with crazy or out of control

Let's get hyphey tonight and have a massive dance party

hyphey by Jammer May 13, 2005

Hyphey blunt 

two cigarillos blunts rolled together to make one long blunt.

hey pass me that hyphey blunt before i slap you!

Hyphey blunt by lordfourskin March 3, 2011

hyphey movement 

The nationwide movement to create a universally trill and hyphey society, uniting all cultures and races to become ultmatley cryphey.

**cryphey = crunk + hyphey

Nig 1> What up doe, you good
Nig 2< Chea finna, im bout dat hyphey movement
Nig 1> word.

hyphey movement by Pretty Fuckin Ricky March 9, 2008

Hyphenated-Names 

For the past several decades women have continually pressed men into going along with their new ways of thinking, most of it being pure bullshit. Numerous sex partners prior to landing some chump into marriage (typically the number they claim they’ve had can in reality be multiplied by at least five), promiscuity after marriage, demanding men respect their individuality, nagging men to be more sensitive to their needs, demanding equal pay (which is fine if they’re actually doing the same job), getting tattoo’s like a tramp stamp or whatever. They have also adapted the notion that having a bitchy, outspoken attitude is to be tolerated by a prospective male. Most expect a prospective mate to have a good income and be willing to accept them with whatever their pay grade may be, as well as pamper them financially. Generally an available woman over 30 is available because guy(s) out there are just plain fed up with her bullshit. Women now believe they’re able to retain their identity (of a single woman) or individuality by demanding they keep their maiden name and hyphenate it to their married name. Some even refuse to accept his last name at all.

Hyphenated-Names: Any man that willingly buys into this situation on a more permanent basis like marriage is a damn fool and deserves what he gets and will most likely pay both financially and emotionally eventually. Wise up guys! You don’t need a wife, especially one that will bust your balls with her feminist philosophies. It’s a no win situation you’ll most likely regret later. Spend your money on something you’ll really appreciate like a great car. At least with the car, you’ll know how many times it’s been around the block.

Statistically it has become a fact that Caucasian men are now opting not to get married due to what women have become and can foresee all the problems their predecessors have encountered. What kind of mother are these squawky bitches going to make to your children?! Personally, I have one response to a woman that says she would require a hyphenated last name: FUCK – YOU!

Hyphenated-Names by Big Ed Moustapha- December 24, 2012

hyphy mud

A homemade pre workout energy drink made popular by actor and body builder Kali Muscle. Mud stands for "make u dangerous" He and others developed the drink while incarcerated. It consists of 1-3 teaspoons of instant coffee and a few ounces of pepsi or your own preference of caffeinated beverage. Although simple it is quite effective.

You see that fizz?! Thats that hyphy mud!

hyphy mud by barlife June 21, 2013

Hyphy Theory 

A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.

Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.

Hyphy Theory by NightWalker21 August 9, 2018