hyouf

To take a long drag on a cigarette of some sort.

D hyoufed that chronic so long I can't belee he didn't pass out

by M-skeezy November 10, 2007

Houfin

Scot's word that is used to describe something extremely disgusting, putrid, rancid, etc. and especially in relation to something bad smelling.
Comes after "boggin" in the descriptive scale of good to bad. Something boggin would insight disapproval and disgust, where as something houfin would likely encourage an unwanted physical response, ie. give you the boak!

aw whit..... Kev's pure getting aff wi yer Gran and he just pulled half her falsers oot his mouth..... that is houfin likes!!

me: heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuw..... heeeuuuwewew....
pal: whats up wi your puss?
me: just stood on that rat man it's totally houfin, burst open wi these maggots an shit aw wrigglin aboot, pure gien me the dry boke like!!

by ram5ay April 28, 2011

hyou

A weird way of pronouncing the word you, not particularly widely used but is sometimes said by someone who thinks it is a posh way of saying you, especially women from the north of England, e.g yorkshire, but really gets the piss taken out of them.

what are hyou up to?- this more commonly used by the 'posh' teacher?

by pickled mong August 7, 2007

HYOF

short for HUMP YOUR OWN FACE which is synonym for "go fuck yourself"

source: imgur -- LittleWhales

First, take a step back and literally HUMP YOUR OWN FACE.

HYOF Jaden!

by norbertz December 18, 2013

Hyouka

The best anime ever made. Sad it’s not getting a season 2 :(

Happy 10th anniversary!!!! 2012-2022

A: I just finished hyouka in one sitting
B:was it good
A: it was the best thing in the world

by 君のお母さん June 15, 2022

houfe

1. referring to something petite and classy
2. synonym for classy Asian men, not necessarily petite
3. the quality of being so well-dressed that you must change ties between dinner and dessert

Michael Chung is le petite houfe.

by Madamoiselle LaBelle April 17, 2008

houf

a very fat person who eats about 200 meals a day and swims in diet coke.

look at that houf.

by event54 September 15, 2014