houf

a very fat person who eats about 200 meals a day and swims in diet coke.

look at that houf.

by event54 September 15, 2014

houfe

1. referring to something petite and classy
2. synonym for classy Asian men, not necessarily petite
3. the quality of being so well-dressed that you must change ties between dinner and dessert

Michael Chung is le petite houfe.

by Madamoiselle LaBelle April 17, 2008

houf

asking for information specifying something

Guy: "I have bad news."
Girl: "Houf?"

by midorichachacha April 09, 2018

Pulling a Houfe!ni

The act when one consumes so much food they weigh more than the observable universe and collapsing the entire time continuum and turning into a black hole.

Man 1 "Whoa, how is that guy becoming a black hole!?"
Man 2 " Oh, he's just pulling a Houfe!ni."

by Houfe!ni December 14, 2024