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Purple Hyacinth 

The best mystery story in existence. You dont read Purple Hyacinth?? What are you doing with your life?
read Purple Hyacinth or I'll read your death certificate.

Hyacinth Buckét 

(adj.) the state of pretence that one is socially better than one actually is, and will alter prnounciation of one's name, address and speech in an (usually fairly convincing) attempt to appear upper class. Taking from leading protagonist of BBC sitcom "Keeping up appearances".
The old lady was a bit of a Hyacinth Buckét.

Dirty Hyacinth 

The hottest fucking woman on the planet. Short, curvy and the face like it was chiseled by Angels. She can be a bitch at times but not if you keep her happy by throwing cholovate and expensive shoes in her direction. Fuck her tenderly no matter what she says. She’s fragile. Don’t water her though. She’ll straight up murder you.
Give her a dirty hyacinth its mad sexy.
Dirty Hyacinth by AssLikker March 28, 2019

hyacinth 

YO! that hyacinth looks dope in your front yard dog!!
hyacinth by Theresa Pepper March 2, 2005

water hyacinth 

Water hyacinth also known as Eichhornia crassipes is really fucking up the US we need to get rid of this. A little about Water hyacinth, it is a free-floating perennial aquatic plant (or hydrophyte) native to tropical and sub-tropical South America. With broad, thick, glossy, ovate leaves, water hyacinth may rise above the surface of the water as much as 1 meter in height.
Xavier: yo water hyacinth is really messing up the bay
Kelly: Yeah :(
water hyacinth by Xman_Slayer November 15, 2019

hyacinthe 

A Hyacinthe is flower and s fragrance,. I'm from FLORIDA and it's the water lily here in Louisiana is a bulb type flower that is put out at Easter time and it's very very fragrant very strong
Hyacinthe's are pink and purple and smell real good
hyacinthe by Sweet child o meyn December 19, 2016
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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