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Czech wagon bois who somehow managed to repel the entirety of catholic Europe in the 14th century.
Hussite peasants: "Ktož jsu boží bojovníci, a zakona jeho!"

14th century knight: pant shitting noises
hussite by joenootes May 28, 2021
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Andrew Hussie 

Andrew Hussie is the creator of MS Paint Adventures and the coolest person in the Universe. His most recent adventure is Homestuck. He has lips like a god, and knows not how to stop breaking the fourth wall. His skin is a beautiful shade of orange.
"Hey, do you know who Andrew Hussie is?"
"I dunno, some whore named Andrew, I guess."
Then, an orange man in a green shirt flew through the window and ate him.

Andrew Hussie 

A god among men. Creator of MSPaintadventures.com, and author of Homestuck, Problem Sleuth, Bard Quest, and Jailbreak. Andrew Hussie is well-known for owning the souls of all who read His work, most notably; Homestuck. Other names for this great and all-powerful being are; Waste of Space, Huss of Lips, AH, The Huss, and Orange Guy. He is also easily the coolest person in the universe(s). So cool in fact, that the man himself appears in Homestuck on numerous occasions and is actually the second most important character. Andrew Hussie enjoys activities that include but are not limited to; Blitzing Chakras, eating Tobelrones, Breaking the fourth wall (this one appears to be his personal favorite), riding magic dogs, trolling his many fans, typing recaps, wrecking theories, killing everyone, writing crazy plots, meeting deadlines, editing star trek, inciting shipping wars, buying lots of tiny dice, getting a formspring, deleting said formspring, dodging questions, following Betty Crocker and Little Debbie, looking at fan art, busting moves, painting himself grey, ruining conventions, crashing Newgrounds, adding on to his greatest creation to date (Homestuck), and bravely hunting down a four foot tall asshole in suspenders with nothing but a broom.
You have not lived until Andrew Hussie owns your soul.

Andrew Hussie 

A fabulous leader of a dangerous cult called "Homestuck". Goes by "Orange Guy", "The Huss", and "Waste Of Space". He will find you. And he will. Destroy. Your. Life. Do not succumb to his manipulative games, like I. Homestuck will destroy your life. Join today!

XD
Me: Yo Andrew Hussie is the MAAAN
Anyone else: Dafug?
a whore, someone who appears slutty
nemeth, you hussie, are such a whore!
hussie by Josephina June 6, 2005

hussie hawkin'

The individual, otherwise known as "hussie", is looking, hence "hawkin'", for a hot piece of ass. The hussie can be a guy or girl looking to hit on, get laid, free drinks...anything from another they want to hawk.
Kim always has to be hussie hawkin'...looking those guys up and down and constantly all over them.
hussie hawkin' by RobSam June 29, 2008
Someone who has mastered manipulating others through creativity and art, and then consecutively emotionally scarring them by means of killing their favorite characters, developing tragic backstories, ending character-character relationships, etc.
"Whoa man have you been crying?"
"He... he sunk my OTP... what do I... how do I...?"
"It's okay; let it out, buddy"
"Damn you, Hussie... damn you..."
Hussie by a katnep shipper August 27, 2013
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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