hissitext

The act of recruiting friends or family members to text you in great numbers to heighten your coolness factor to those around you.

"Sarah was so nervous about looking cool on her date that she recruited her best friend to hissitext her."

hissitext by ErinDawg August 12, 2007

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Hesitext

Erasing a message before sending while iMessaging and the person on the other end sees that you composed a message then deleted it. The assumption can be made that you filtered your thoughts.

Before Hesitext: If we're not hooking up, I dont want to sleep over. :hesitext: ... (pause)

After Hesitext: Want to cuddle and watch a movie at your place?

Hesitext by @juanvertising February 29, 2012

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Hesitext

When an in person conversation is delayed due to sudden cell phone use, commonly from receiving a text

Anna: did you see the video I posted?

Adam : yeah I was going to...(receives texts and starts to reply)

Anna: that's the second time you hesitexted me today already, it's rude.

Adam: I'm sorry sis.

Hesitext by Kungfuwoo December 21, 2014

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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