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hissitext 

The act of recruiting friends or family members to text you in great numbers to heighten your coolness factor to those around you.
"Sarah was so nervous about looking cool on her date that she recruited her best friend to hissitext her."
hissitext by ErinDawg August 12, 2007
Words you can keep
Erasing a message before sending while iMessaging and the person on the other end sees that you composed a message then deleted it. The assumption can be made that you filtered your thoughts.
Before Hesitext: If we're not hooking up, I dont want to sleep over. :hesitext: ... (pause)

After Hesitext: Want to cuddle and watch a movie at your place?
Hesitext by @juanvertising February 29, 2012
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When an in person conversation is delayed due to sudden cell phone use, commonly from receiving a text
Anna: did you see the video I posted?

Adam : yeah I was going to...(receives texts and starts to reply)

Anna: that's the second time you hesitexted me today already, it's rude.

Adam: I'm sorry sis.
Hesitext by Kungfuwoo December 21, 2014
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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