hurtch

Someone who has very little/no money or pitch.
Comes from the word Hurtin' in Hespeler, Ontario.

"Lets not invite him to the coke sniffing party, he is so hurtch."

by Uvagina Doubfire March 27, 2008

Hutched Up

To make the same mistakes repeatedly over a prolonged period

Ah man, you Hutched Up!

by Blue2moro September 4, 2020

hutch nuggets

Term reffering to a man's unused testicles in an emasculating/sexless relationship. The man's balls are described as if they were placed in a hutch along with other unused items only to be occasionally admired mockingly by the offender.

"Did you hear about Tom's Divorce?"
"Yeah, makes sense though. He had the worst case of Hutch Nuggets I've ever seen.

by Flerpyderpypie August 20, 2015

Hutchomundas

Can be known as two seperate words "Hutcho Mundas" or as one word "Hutchomundas".

A commonly used slang word or description for when an individual goes out on the weekend and gets so F"cked up that he doesnt make it to work on the Monday morning, (some times the whole week) because of the amount of alcohol or drugs consumed.

This terminology should only be used for extreme cases of "come downs" or "hang overs" where the after affects cause the individual to make drastic changes to his life because of the weekend activites, such as quit their job, leave the country, sell the belongings, call the parents to tell them of their mistakes, apologizing to ex-girfriends for the way they treated them etc. This is all part of the "Hutchomundas"

So when your friend is having a REALLY bad Monday becasue of some crazy weekend that he is not coping with very well - you can sing this in a "mexican style" chant -

"Hutchmundas, oh Hutchomundas, oh Hutchomundas"

1. Have you seen Bobby today? No he is having a "Hutchmundas"

2. I feel really ill, I shouldnt have drank so much on the weekend, I think I am going to have a "Hutchomundas"

3. Did you see the state of michael at that rave on Saturday night? I bet he will have a "Hutchomundas"

4. I heard Peter wen tinto work on Monday after a huge weekend and quit his job as a lawyer and decided to become a fruit picker, he is having a real "Hutchomundas"

by Jimmy The Stain June 5, 2011

hurtchadickweed

Bomb ass fucking cannabis covered in crystals and skunky as hell. The purple Northern Cali buds that true stoners like myself smoke everyday. Shit that can literally give you a hernia.

Man I was puffin' A LOT of hurtchadickweed outta the glass bong and coughed so fuckin' hard that I gave myself a hernia.

That hurtchadickweed dropped my intestines straight into my nutsack.

by $crooge May 19, 2006

J. Hutch

Also known as Josh Hutcherson, possibly the hottest, most attractive man on Earth. He plays Peeta in the Hunger Games, and is just fucking adorable! Have you SEEN his jaw??

fucking perfect J. Hutch Hunger Games Peeta

by francescuh August 11, 2012

Ambient Hutch

1) A small hutch with foil decoration, low lighting and a light music background for the mouse who has had a few too many microdots. Featured in the first series of the popular cult tv show, The Mighty Boosh.

2) A place or room with a relaxing and chilled atmosphere.

1) "He's had a gram of speed and two microdots. Quick, get him in the Ambient Hutch!"

2) "Welcome to the ambient hutch! We have drinks and beanbags a-plenty."

by PhoenixfireLune March 1, 2009