hunkerjack

A huge Denny's-like breakfast that guarantees a monsterous turd the next day.

After last night's hunkerjack of chicken fried steak, eggs, pancakes and biscuits, I crapped so much I cleared the water line.

hunkerjack by Bubba Zephyr June 10, 2007

Hackerjack 

Someone who claims they can fix broken computers, laptops, cars, TVs, microwaves, school buses, VCRs, impacted teeth, gutters, fences, garage doors, plumbing, commercial vehicles, bathtubs, with either using a Estwing Hammer, Chainsaw, Meat Clever, or Jack Hammer while recovering from a bad hangover the night before.

Work Habits:

Usually stumbles into work after a 24 hour raided party that caused them to post bail, and just after watching Jerry Springer, and can do so because they are related to the boss.

TV Shows a Hackerjack likes:

McHales Navy, F-Troop, Jerry Springer, WWF, and COPS (see how many friends are on there)

It's a type person who refuses to listen to expert advise or opinions, and claims to be talented enough to be either a brain surgeon, rocket scientist, rock star, president, or WWF wrestler all at the same time - and is never wrong about anything.

A Hackerjack maybe your next car or bus mechanic that works on your vehicle, but isn't qualified, so he hacks away at it.

Hackerjack by Jack Smidey January 11, 2008

punkerjack 

punk lumberjack; i.e. what happens when you are emo but you live in a cold place;

think spikes and flannel;

e.g. It's too cold to be emo in New Hamp, so all you can do is be punkerjack

punkerjack by PhageTate February 9, 2009