hungry jack
1. Similar to the muffin top the Hungry Jack effect occurs when a person, usually female wears clothes that obviously fit a starving Indonesian orphan. The result is a large lump of fat hanging precariously over the clothing. This phenomenon is called a Hungry Jack because the fat explosion resembles a pack of half-opened biscuits. Both fat/dough are trying to escape their containers with no prevail. Hungry Jacks of world: please cover up your mounds of excess flesh. Unless your aim is to frighten small children and large dogs, you serve no purpose.
Dumb Girl: OMG I weigh 200 lbs but no one can tell in my size 0 pants from Abercrombie!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
Smart Girl (aka me): Actually you look like a busted can of Hungry Jack biscuits lard ass. It's called treadmill. Use it!
hungry jack by Rae Rae June 29, 2006
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