humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

humstep by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease 

Mitchum-Humpsterfumper Disease, whereby a person is completely unable to process or rationalize the existence of eggs or egg byproducts.

Cloefus; Whoa, that bitch just got a plate of poached eggs dumped on her by that clumsy ass waitress, and she ain't doing nothing 'bout it, except stuffing her pie hole... Leroy; Man, that chick prolly has Mitchum-Humsterfumper disease, and she don't care 'bout no eggs running down her forehead! Yo

Mitchum-Humsterfumper Disease by Is this your homework, Larry? May 12, 2015

Huxstep 

The name given to someone who is thought to have the potential to become the next world leader of pimping. His very manly ways of attracting the female society are on show from his day of birth and continue throughout his pimped-out life till he finally dies of "pimped-upslightlytoomuchisation". All the ladies are instantly attracted to him and fall deeply in love with the sexy bastard. His bed is made much bigger than it should be to fit a sexy ladie inside along with the "brownrocket" (the name given to the Huxstep's wong as it is a global phenomenon being so huge)

Indeed, im putting my daughter on the waiting list to see this Huxstep's brownrocket!

Huxstep by Keithis56 June 22, 2011

humster

Human hamster which was bred by Dutch PhD Dick in Deutchland. Typically a violent temperment. Must be kept in warm secure environment. Not good with children and other small pets. Feeds on human pellets.

I got bit by a humster in the bathroom today.

humster by Dr. M. Dickie August 31, 2010

humster

Humankind reverting to hamster like behavior, Humsterism...Pack enough hamsters in a box and they get bored, confused, violent and eventually become cannibals. Its not a Zombie Apocalypse. Its the beginning of the "Dawn of the Humster"

"Humster eats face of homeless man in Miami"

humster by thandor November 14, 2012

Humster

A word used to describe a "lobster" by people who are retarded, have aspergers, autism or an IQ equal to or lower than 15.

I am not a fan of shrimps or humster myself

Humster by vingattemgaddiosa January 14, 2018

humster

Humster is commonly used among lesser intelligent people and people with mental disabilities, humster is simply their way of reffering to a lobster.

humster lobster

humster by versaceeee January 26, 2018