Definitions by CloudZephyr

Facebook Machine 

A computer primarily designed to browse sites like Facebook instead of doing proper work on.

The new Macbook is a $1000 Facebook Machine.

Facebook Machine by CloudZephyr June 3, 2015

humstep

When you hum a dubstep song.

Guy 1: hmm hmm hmmmmmm hmmmmh bwaaaagh bwaagggh blaurg

Guy2: Shut up with your humstep and play the song on itunes

humstep by CloudZephyr April 12, 2013

Sunday 

Most depressing day of the week as you think about work/school on Monday and the thought of a crappy Sunday dinner.

Damn it's sunday time to be depressed all day and completed forget about homework until later.

Sunday by CloudZephyr March 24, 2013

VVS 

VVS or vertical video syndrome if the act of recording a video using a smartphone vertically. This is very annoying and should be avoided doing whenever possible (always).

It originated from when iPods and iPhones first got cameras.

A: Check out my new video man its awesome

B:WTF MAN why did you record this vertically this sucks. You have VVS

VVS by CloudZephyr January 4, 2013

knob 

The turny thing on a door or oven although commonly mistaken for the penis

Person 1) To turn the oven on turn the knob
Person 2) Grabs penis and twists it.

knob by CloudZephyr October 16, 2012