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A cyborg from the future sent here to hump someone into submission in all orphases.

No holes are safe when a Humpatron is after you!

humpatron by TheClitCommander00 March 5, 2010

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HERPATRON

A Herpatron is a sub species of human that has contracted herpes and who seeks to infect the general population. They have ninja like stealth and should be avoided at all costs.

that slag I banged last week was a fucking Herpatron

HERPATRON by NEME2u July 27, 2011

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humpatron • humpathon • HERPATRON • humparoo • humprona • humption • Hunkatron • hunnatron • hypatron • hump around town

humpathon

having sex for more than 24 hours

joey and jessica had a humpathon this weekend

humpathon by Roswell BRETT October 19, 2007

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humption

the action of humping; to fuck

I'm 'bout to get some humption tonight!

Did you see Jack and Kelly? Major humption!

humption by Jaja A November 9, 2010

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herpatron

a herpes ridden beast

person 1 'i'm gonna try and bang that bird tonight'
person 2 'i wouldn't mate, shes a herpatron!'

herpatron by swhite89 September 13, 2011

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humparoo

1. n. the act of having sex 2. v. to have sex

1. I know they're doing the humparoo.
2. Let's humparoo.

humparoo by pernick November 12, 2003

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Humparoo

An act of aggressive sex

I'm finna humparoo that bitch.

Humparoo by DumbleBros May 4, 2016

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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