humongoid 

A humongous (and often ugly) person. Usually a fat woman on the eastern seaboard. see* Huge Bitch

Student #1: Did you see Mrs. Bigtits destroy that sandwich?
Student #2: Ya man, she's a Humongoid bitch.

humongoid by Bongers March 12, 2015

Humongous big 

An adjective to describe huge shit in the universe and other stuff. First used by Ilya Bryzgalov. Also can be used as humoungously big.

Oh you know, the universe is so humongous big, it just makes our problems so small.

Humongous big by Bryzmas96 December 28, 2011

reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.

Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?

reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

Humongoginus

1.(ADJ)-Unusually large, mostly to the point that it causes alarm to the viewer(s).

2.(NOUN)-A Female with unussually large vaginal "lips".

Holy crap man, that is Humongoginus!

Humongoginus by Carjamwin March 18, 2008

humongous ovaries 

The female equivalent of “big balls.”

Well yes, you do need some pretty humongous ovaries to advocate for men in a prison setting.

humongous ovaries by Dr Bunnygirl July 19, 2019

humongous chungus

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he put his humongous chungus up my bungus

humongous chungus by gibbyfish January 3, 2019

humongous 

1. Enormous, gigantic.
2. Ugly, awful

Uhhh ! Get that humongous thing off me !

humongous by Eenayne Wann August 31, 2004