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reptilian humanoid 

Reptilian Humanoids are aliens that include Dinosaur Bros, Bird-looking mofos, and mermaid sirens to name a few. Not so much the stereotypical lizard-men. They aren’t Reptilian so much as they have nucleated blood cells. The fact that we use “Humanoid” to describe them is more of an insult to them than anything, as they are considerably more advanced than we are, and at best think of us as pets, not peers.

Contrary to popular misconceptions propagated by UFOlogists, they are not cold blooded species, especially when you compare them to some actual cold blooded species... like politicians and lawyers. They don’t need us as a food source, they don’t possess people, they don’t want to take the earth for their own, and they are not demons or spawns of Satan. That doesn’t mean that they are always nice, or that they have our best interests at heart, though.

The fact is that they are definitely here for their own benefit, not ours, and what they see as beneficial to humans might not align with our own views. For instance, killing off half the population with natural disasters and diseases seems like a completely viable alternative for managing the population away from destructive tendency’s like mastering particle acceleration and quantum entanglement. With technology like that, humans might actually have to be treated “humanely” or something. That is definitely destructive for a commodities market that focuses on treating them like livestock.
Hey Glork, what is with this whole thing with these silly earthlings calling us Reptilian Humanoids and thinking we are evil and shit?

I don’t Xyclon, I’m just here harvesting product. These humans, though... they are getting out of control. It is about time to prune back the population and set them back to a more manageable level of civilization and technology. A couple of earthquakes and plagues ought to do the trick. What to you think of hunter-gatherer? Early Agrarian?

Ah hell Glork, just throw down a few dozen giant meteors and let them figure it out for themselves.

Well, some of them are kind of cute, maybe we don’t have to kill quite so many of them this time?
reptilian humanoid by Byrdlady August 4, 2019

humanish 

Part gendered human and part other things. A very rare and exotic being, only a few known to exist.
A humanish is a very uncommon species.
humanish by Humanish September 28, 2020

Neo Humanism 

Neo-humanism is the most expansive human sentiment and embraces everything throughout the universe. According to Shrii PR Sarkar, propounder of Neo-Humanist philosophy:

“All molecules, atoms, electrons, protons, positrons and neutrons are the veritable expressions of pure consciousness. Those who remember this reality, who keep this realization ever alive in their hearts, are said to have attained perfection in life … When the underlying spirit of humanism is extended to everything, animate and inanimate, in this universe – I have designated this as neo-humanism. This neo-humanism will elevate humanism to universalism, the cult of love for all created beings of this universe”

(The Liberation of Intellect – Neo-Humanism, AM Publications, Kolkata 1982).
Neo Humanism is an ecological, holistic, comprehensive philosophy. Drawing upon ancient teachings on the levels of consciousness, a neo-humanistic approach to education seeks to develop the more subtle capacities of the human mind.

Neo-Humanism is the spirit of benevolence. To teach love one must embody it. To embody love one must see all as divine. To see all as divine one must practice methods of contemplation and inner reflection. Only then will one embody the true spirit of universal outlook in their thoughts and actions.
Neo Humanism by AcaryaBrahmacarii December 30, 2009

humanoid 

A being that resembles a human.
A robot that was designed to mimic the behavio of and/or look like a human being.

See android.
There is always a high possibility that the humanoid in an anime show is a very attractive female.
humanoid by AYB April 3, 2003

Humanoid Typhoon 

Nickname for Vash the Stampede, protagonist of the Japanese Anime television show Trigun.
"Upon hearing the rumor that Vash the Stampede was due to appear in town, the entire population evacuated within an hour."
Humanoid Typhoon by silverarm January 16, 2004

Mad Horny Calob Humanoid 

A very horny old milf with big saggy tits with a buttplug shoved in her anus!
Chris: That old milf is a mad horny calob humanoid!
Joey: I agree!