human ring 

When you stick your finger in someone’s butt, you technically wear them as a ring. More specifically out of nowhere where it’s unexpected.

I hope Brad doesn’t wear me as a human ring in the middle of the exam like the other day.

human ring by JAGERTHO January 23, 2020

human mood ring 

1. A person who really alters your moods. Whatever they're feeling reflects what you feel, because you're that attached to them.
2. A person who can really tell what someone else is feeling just by looking at them. Usually caring. They also get to use the phrase "I know you" all the time.

1."Yvonne is my personal human mood ring. I really care for him, so of course I'm not feeling so great right now...look at him."

2.human mood ring-"Hey what's wrong?"

stupid bitch-"Nothing...SIGH"

human mood ring-"Come on I can tell you're sad, I KNOW you"

human mood ring by Penguinstalker. February 5, 2010

Humaning 

To act in a way that can only be described as human.

My friend got mad at me for making up this word so I told her I'm just humaning and she should get over it.

Humaning by [e-mail] June 16, 2014

Humaning 

Humaning is not being a little bitch about accomplishing basic human functions in a first world country.

Emily: “I don’t want to go talk to an actual person because the self-checkout is down.”
Natalie: “God damnit Emily, why do you suck at humaning?!?”

Humaning by thatcuntbitch January 18, 2018

Humaning 

1) More or less the exact opposite of trolling, humaning involves not being a complete and total asshat in every way imaginable, by doing things like not swearing all the time, being genuinely helpful, or being polite despite having no reason to be.

2) Trolling, but doing it very, very poorly. There is no way that anyone, ever, will be upset in any way by an attempt at humaning. At the very worst, they may find it slightly uncomfortable.

1) John: Did you see that rich kid going to the homeless shelter last night?
Dave: Yeah, turns out he was doing a ridiculous amount of humaning.

2) "That idiot spent about an hour trying to troll me, but he was really just humaning. I almost cried from laughing so hard."

Humaning by Insufferable Prick February 11, 2012

humanning 

The act of interacting with other human beings.

Teema: Humanning is definitely a word

David: Sure it is!

humanning by canv.as December 10, 2017

Humaning 

A word that an alien would most likely come up with to describe or explain the actions of a human crewmate.

Alien 1: What is Human Kate doing? She has been screaming at her personal data device for over an hour!
Alien 2: Just ignore her when she's humaning.

Humaning by partyofnone March 5, 2021