human carpet

when you are so bored you just lay on the ground.
by yo-yo im the cool kid May 07, 2018
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Human Red Carpet

A team of midgets it red morph suits let you step on them where you go
“HIGHLY recommend this whole ‘Human Red Carpet’ thing. I just feel so superior walking on red carpet wherever I go.”
by Futt Bucker69 September 27, 2020
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