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a hoe or whore, or a women with extreme slutish behavior. When used in context for a man means very attractive and sexy ;D
that girl is such a hozz.
Oh my god hes such a hozz
hozz by lidl khalifa November 26, 2010
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nickname for 21 year old australian brendan hoey.
hozz "hozza" aka brendan hoey
hozz by hozzofficial January 22, 2023
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haley's mum caught her hozzing the other day... awkward
hozz by heterosexualbearwrestler September 21, 2011
The act of female masturbation; fingering, using a dildo, or riding a siberian. Basically anything pleasing to the vagina.
I've been hozzing so much lately my fingers are numb.

Just off for a quick hozz, care to join me?
hozz by JustSomeCrazyDude. May 3, 2010

Hozz fever 

A sickness you pick up when you have had sexual relationships with the Hozz or 2+ years.
Tim has sexual relations with the hozz all thoughtout his collegiate career that he now has hozz fever.
Hozz fever by Djdmac December 18, 2018

hozz sauce 

The goey sticky wetness on your panties after watching Hosmer hit a 3 run homer.
Wow my panties are so full of Hozz Sauce
hozz sauce by Royalsman22 May 6, 2015
a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish
"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."
Hozzer by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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