Hozzer 

a person with relationship tunnel vision who predictably ruins every relationship he or she enters in exactly the same pattern/way. A hozzer is a serial monogamist who completely and totally devotes himself to every new girl he dates. However, within a relatively short period of time, he realizes that in fact he will not marry the object of his affection, and he aggressively begins ignoring his relationship duties until the relationship falls apart and an awkward breakup ensues. The object of a hozzer's affection often falls madly in love with him, making the inevitable breakup infinitely worse

To be clear, he is not a cheater, and he sees himself as having very strong relationship morals/etiquette. Girls he dates might disagree and often characterize a hozzer as an asshole, douchebag, or life-ruiner. Everyone is at risk with a hozzer, hozzers are non-discriminate in their choices and have even been known to go after close friends.

Also: to hozz, hozzing, and hozzer-ish

"John Mayer was such a hozzer when he broke up with Jennifer Anniston right after having done the same thing to Jessica Simpson."

"If you really don't want to be with her, stop hozzing and just dump her."

Hozzer by Beli Arnes May 12, 2009

Hozier 

An elusive Irish forest spirit who occasionally leaves the woods to release and perform blues-rock songs. Also controls a moderately sized lesbian army.

Person 1: Hey dude, I was walking in the woods earlier and I spotted a feral Hozier in one of the treetops.
Person 2: Wow, did you get a selfie with him?
Person 1: Nah, but he did throw a guitar pick at me before scampering off

Hozier by qwertyuiop42 August 11, 2020

Hozier 

An amazing male singer that emits perfection with his talented golden voice. He will soon be greatly recognized, and be seen as a great icon in the Indie Rock genre and the music industry

Have you heard of Hozier?
Yeah dude, he needs to get known!

Hozier by Jacob14 December 10, 2014

Houzerdaeben

A shortened version of “How has your day been?”

Hello there, houzerdaeben?

Houzerdaeben by Ilikemakeword421 February 15, 2022

Holzer Hall 

A place where baseball players never sleep even though practice is early in the morning, British soccer players get busted for alcohol on a regular basis, and female visitors stay long past the time they were supposed to leave, and the only woman is the boss.

"Hey guys, did you hear about those guys that got busted for airsoft guns in Holzer Hall?"

Holzer Hall by Rev. Josiah October 9, 2007

Hozier 

The amazing singer and song writer who’s Irish and has a big persona in the lgtbq community he’s 31 years old the sweetest man ever king hair he is gorgeous

You know hozier?

oh the take me to church guy!?

Hozier by Cozierlass March 29, 2021

Hezzer 

Heroin. Quite literally Heroin.

Mate that hezzer you sold to my Nan absolutely nailed her. She hasn't been the same since kid.

Hezzer by Pershore Soldiers November 16, 2011