howdyo 

A greeting for cowboys and gangsters alike.

Cowboy- "Howdy!"

Gangster- "y0 $0N"

Pathetic white kid- "Howdyo!"

howdyo by CHLOEEE! November 24, 2007

Howdy Booty Time 

Howdy Booty Time — A silly answer to give your wife if she ever asks you what time it is. This rejoinder is based on the show opening for the vintage children’s television program “The Howdy Dooty Show” which ran from 1947 to 1960.

The approach makes your wife laugh and two out of three times she will get up off of some ass because cuteness is an aphrodisiac.

This technique cannot be over used because it loses both its potency and its cuteness rapidly; you have to pick your moments with this particular approach. “Howdy Booty Time” is good for at least two out of the 104 average yearly sex acts in the context of a fun marriage.

The secret of both life and cheap joke telling is timing. Do not fault this technique if it fails to work for you — the fault is in your timing and delivery.

This move is known as “Aristocrats’ of Wife Propositioning”. The skill in telling the joke is in creating a lead up to the punchline that makes this oft told tale funny.

Good comedians test their skill with “The Aristocrats”; and husbands who remain lovers test themselves with “ Howdy Booty Time”.

The key is is in crafting a set up so creative that it makes the punchline both cute and funny.

NEVER ANSWER THE “QUESTION: WHAT TIME IS IT” IF YOU GO TO PRISON.

NEVER!!!!!!!!

WIFE: Hey honey, what time is it?

HUSBAND (imitating Wesley Snipes in both Blade and Passenger 57 while dinings a pair of really cool sunglasses): It’s Howdy Booty Time — we have a good arrangement; you have the booty and I can wear it out ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!!!!!

Wife (walking back towards the bedroom): You’re so stupid!!!! Leave the sunglasses on!

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand scene!!!!!!!!

Howdy Booty Time by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 20, 2023

Hood Howdy 

Your first sexual assault experience on Fort Hood.

Aww man now we're going to have more SHARP classes. I can't believe PVT Johnson got his first Hood Howdy this weekend!

Hood Howdy by Muncha mucuchi February 3, 2021

howdy partner

Hello, friend

Howdy, partner! Ya'll from 'round these parts?

howdy partner by sa oldstyle March 29, 2004

howdy ho 

another way to say hello. Mostly used in the past by bad Hollywood-actors to pretend they are Cowboys. And an rare species of speaking christmas poo with the ability to fulfill miracels. Discoverd and first mentioned in 1998-02-04 in SouthPark, Colorado - Episode 110(Mr.Hankey,the Christmas Poo). Last seen in Episode 617(Red Sleigh Down) Southpark,Colorado.
You gotta keep it wet or the poo´s gona die.

Mr.Hanky say´s "Howdy Ho!"

howdy ho by Daniel10245 June 2, 2007

howdy

a greeting used primarily in the southern part of the U.S. Short for "How do you do?"

The man said,"Howdy" to the lady.

howdy by MacTheHero April 9, 2003

Howdy Arabia 

A sarcastic way of referring to the ultra conservative southern American culture that is highly Islamophobic and xenophobic while ironically sharing a lot of values with Islamic fundamentalism, such as curtailing the rights of women and LGBTQ people.

It would be nice if women could be trusted to make their own choices for their own bodies, but that's not how it works here in Howdy Arabia.

Howdy Arabia by CommonSpring November 9, 2020