If you're a hoverfly, you're effectively in the friend zone and you're just hovering around a girl you can never have. You're a sideman when this happens and no one rates you.
Think about it - what do hover flies do? Nothing.
Sideman - "I bought Jayqueesha some shoes yesterday - she said she loved me as a brother!"
John - "Look at you - you dirty hoverfly you're a top sideman and your shape-up looks like a key-hole"
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"