hovercrap
To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.
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My hovercraft is full of eels
A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010
hovercraft
hovercraft by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014
Hoverlap
Noun/verb originating from the greek root "Overlapus" and the College Park, Georgia slang "hoe".
1. To hook up with more than one girl in a 24 hour period.
2. To realize you and your boy(s) have hooked up with the same girl.
1. To hook up with more than one girl in a 24 hour period.
2. To realize you and your boy(s) have hooked up with the same girl.
Frank: "Yeah man. I met this FINE girl at Cosmo last week. Took her out on a nice date. We got back to my place, one thing led to another and ... well, you know I mean. I don't know. I kinda like the chick.”
Sam: “Nice man. What was she like? I might’ve seen her around. I’m at Cosmo all the time”
Frank: “She's about 5-5, dark hair. Real pretty face”
Sam: “5-5 dark hair. Hmph. I met a chick like that at Lava last year. Think her name was Julie”
Frank: “What!? Julie who??”
Sam: “Julie Jenkins”
Frank: “Julie Jenkins from - Nah it couldn’t be”
Sam: “Yeah, lives down in Midtown??”
Frank: “Awwww, man. We hoverlapped”
Sam: “Nice man. What was she like? I might’ve seen her around. I’m at Cosmo all the time”
Frank: “She's about 5-5, dark hair. Real pretty face”
Sam: “5-5 dark hair. Hmph. I met a chick like that at Lava last year. Think her name was Julie”
Frank: “What!? Julie who??”
Sam: “Julie Jenkins”
Frank: “Julie Jenkins from - Nah it couldn’t be”
Sam: “Yeah, lives down in Midtown??”
Frank: “Awwww, man. We hoverlapped”
Hovercrafting
The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.
I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.
Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.
Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.
Hovercrafting by Infamousduck January 21, 2013
Hovercat
A very powerful cat who was the special ablility to float. all fear him and he has got major B33F with happy cat and all the Can I HaS CheEsbUrgEr? clan. Also has been know to roll with Lime Cat.
Hovercat by Anal Shrubbery February 19, 2009
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