hovercrap 

To hover an inch or so above the toilet when taking a crap. Either because the toilet is disgusting. Or poor weather conditions.

Being -10 degrees outside, I didnt want my ass to freeze so I took a hovercrap. Someone shit all over the seat, so i had to take a hovercrap

hovercrap by TheJackal January 16, 2004

hovercrap 

1)The act of hovering over the toilet seat during defecation. Usually the result of encountering an offensive public toilet

2)The resultant pile of feces left on the back of the toilet seat during this act.

That shitter was so foul I did a hovercrap.

hovercrap by CB Smith December 28, 2004

My hovercraft is full of eels 

A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.

A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"

Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"

My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010

hovercraft 

to hover over a public toilet for a number two.

You're going to have to hovercraft that porta potty because someone has splatted the seat.

hovercraft by DirtyWaterbury July 16, 2014

Hoverlap 

Noun/verb originating from the greek root "Overlapus" and the College Park, Georgia slang "hoe".

1. To hook up with more than one girl in a 24 hour period.
2. To realize you and your boy(s) have hooked up with the same girl.

Frank: "Yeah man. I met this FINE girl at Cosmo last week. Took her out on a nice date. We got back to my place, one thing led to another and ... well, you know I mean. I don't know. I kinda like the chick.”

Sam: “Nice man. What was she like? I might’ve seen her around. I’m at Cosmo all the time”

Frank: “She's about 5-5, dark hair. Real pretty face”

Sam: “5-5 dark hair. Hmph. I met a chick like that at Lava last year. Think her name was Julie”

Frank: “What!? Julie who??”

Sam: “Julie Jenkins”

Frank: “Julie Jenkins from - Nah it couldn’t be”

Sam: “Yeah, lives down in Midtown??”

Frank: “Awwww, man. We hoverlapped”

Hoverlap by Splasshhh April 28, 2008

Hovercrafting 

The act of hovering over a toilet while you crap, and spray-dusting the whole top of the porcelain and/or wall.

I'll never step foot in this bathroom again until we find out who keeps hovercrafting.

Adj. : I went into the stall after Larry and immediately knew he had hovercrafted; as the seat, back and wall were covered in crap.

Hovercrafting by Infamousduck January 21, 2013

Hovercat 

A very powerful cat who was the special ablility to float. all fear him and he has got major B33F with happy cat and all the Can I HaS CheEsbUrgEr? clan. Also has been know to roll with Lime Cat.

Holy $#@% the hovercat is here, RUN MuTha FU@#*

Hovercat by Anal Shrubbery February 19, 2009