hover craft
hover craft by T Masta H December 28, 2005
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hover craft
Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.
hover craft by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 6, 2004
hover craft
To stand over, watch, and also stalk someone as they are using the computer for personal conversations on AIM or AOL.
hover craft by YoNasty June 11, 2006
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hover craft by Jonathan May 2, 2004
My hovercraft is full of eels
A quote from a Monty Python sketch. Used whenever someone is trying to speak a foreign language to you, but they're either doing it wrong or you don't understand.
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
A Hungarian tourist goes into a cigar shop looking for a box of matches, but doesn't speak English, so he brings a badly-written phrasebook with him. When he tries to ask for matches, he ends up saying "My hovercraft is full of eels?"
Tourist: "Ah, ah, my hovercraft is full of eels?"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
Clerk: "What?"
Tourist points to matches: "My hovercraft is full of eels!"
Clerk picks up matches: "Oh, this?"
Tourist: "Yes!"
My hovercraft is full of eels by Ignacius Bledell October 21, 2010
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