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housewrecker 

a violent house party usually resulting in a visit from the cops and thousands of dollars worth of damage because of an unbelievable amount of alcohol consumed. These events usually take place on a weekend when the host's parents are away. It may be planned, or merely the consequence of spontaneous actions influenced by too much alcohol.
"fuck did u go to that housewrecker on friday?"
"yeah, the poor dude has to pay for the contracters to remodel the basment."
Falling in love with a hoe while being completely oblivious to the fact that she is a hoe despite anyone telling you she is a hoe.
"Mark is so hoestruck, we haven't talked in weeks because I tried to tell him she is a hoe"
Hoestruck by Swegbot October 2, 2017

housewrecker 

1) noun-Someone who takes pleasure in breaking apart couples that are her friends.
2) noun-Breaking apart two people because you are jelous and then forgetting about that person after the house is wrecked
3) verb- to break apart someones "relationship" house
Female and Male are not going out anymore because Kyla wrecked their house by any act of jelousy
housewrecker by Matt Palmer March 9, 2005

Housefucked 

The resultant act of succumbing to an immediate family member that plans a huge event (>80 people) at your house; and transforms it into something almost unrecognizable because the furniture has been hidden in your own master bedroom and all other available rooms.
Your about to be housefucked
Housefucked by CritDicks April 12, 2019

housefuckary 

person 1: "I put criterion in my essay"

person 2: "That is housefuckary that is."
housefuckary by BounciestLine81 December 11, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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