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house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
house burger by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.
Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.
House Burger by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

houxenburg 

1) To give an enema without proper lisenceing or regiestration

2) A over sized cat
Do you want a hoxenburg?

I got a houxenburg last night with a tube up my ass.