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house burger

A burger your mom used to make because you were on welfare. Common ingredients include Wonder Bread, green peppers, onions, and an egg.
Kids with McDonalds burgers - "Eww where did you get that welfare green pepper house burger?"

Welfare kid - "My mother made it." *runs off and cries.
house burger by Truthbot July 22, 2012

Krauted House Burger 

From Bob's Burgers: a burger served with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Krauted House Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger 

A Bob's Burgers Halloween burger that comes with cauliflower and cumin
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Cauliflower's Cumin from Inside the House Burger, you should try it!"

House Burger

Created in a secret lab deep within the earth for Franklin House, Valparaiso Indiana.

Mad Creator: Mr. Erik Bakrevski.

Know as the tastiest burger ever conceived by a mortal man.
Gus: Suck my dick! This House Burger is the shiznit.

Leon: You're Goddamn right Gus. I'd suck a dick for that lip smacking goodness.
House Burger by Scoob0023 June 19, 2016

houxenburg 

1) To give an enema without proper lisenceing or regiestration

2) A over sized cat
Do you want a hoxenburg?

I got a houxenburg last night with a tube up my ass.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026