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house-wife freak

This is a wife/mother who is devoted, works hard, pampers husband. However when stressed, excited, sad, turned on wants her husband rod. In the kitchen, on the bed, out side. Willing to please in almost any way asked. ONLY to her husband
Does not relate to woman who prefer chocolate.
Closet freak with sex.

Church, pta, scouts, community service, cooking, cleaning, homework. All important but hubby better tap that ass to help save the world. Becomes nasty with out it.
To my single friend find a house-wife freak and you will find happiness.

Damn, house-wife freak, gonna break me.

Again?
house-wife freak by Don & Mar December 6, 2016

house wife hottie 

supper supper sexy housewife or your friends atractive porn star mom (AKA Danny's mom)
"hey danny ur mom is hot", "shut the fuck up fatty"
house wife hottie by k-bizzle March 21, 2003

jail house wife 

a jail house wife is female who comes to bail you out of jail and save you from trouble and puts money on your books and your not really in a complete relationship with this person
i am your jail house wife nothing more nothing less.
can you be my jailhouse wife?
jail house wife by ymk.vibez December 15, 2017

Amelia's house wife

The person who has this discord username is the most amazing person you could ever know, they're kind and sweet and everyone love's them.
A: Have you heard of Amelia's house wife?
B: Yeah they're that really pogchamp girl on discord
Amelia's house wife by calli0px June 19, 2021

National help your wife around the house day

December 7th and any other day your wife declares it to be national help your wife around the house day. She shouldn’t have to ask for the help, you just help out of the kindness of your heart and the love you have for her. (for example do a load of laundry, wash dishes or vacuum)
Honey today is national help your wife around the house day!

lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant 

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.
i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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