House Plant 

Someone who contributes so little that they’re a step above having to be watered twice a day.

That bus dev guy is such a house plant on these calls; like my English Ivy he contributes nothing.

House Plant by papitx June 7, 2021

sleeping house plant 

A house plant which has been reincarnated as a reclining sofa. It lies in wait, to attack its prey...

My sleeping house plant is particularily ferocious today.

sleeping house plant by Lemony Snuffdit August 4, 2006

Lesbian House Plant 

translating an original text of mediocre quality gamer from the origin language get good.

in the target language of just get good.

Andrew begins to imagine his G-fuel is kicking in and can miss no shot or no man left on his 144 fps monitor.

IN all reality Andrew is just running it down mid causing our team to want to ALT4, leaving our teammates no choice but to ask him if his brain is still intact.... im babling...long story short Andrew is upset I told him to stop running down midlane like his third stimulus is there. It's not, we all know it's not.

Verb: Jonathan got cucked by a an alley nade, jonathan then proceeds to tell Kyle you are being a lesbian house plant for being upset that im upset you naded me.

Lesbian House Plant by tcb April 1, 2021

House-planting

The act of providing your partner with a few minutes of attention each day only to then ignore them for a few days following this, then after a few days giving them a few more minutes of attention and so the loop continues.

Similar to the watering of a house plant, you water it for a minute only to then pretend it no longer exists until it needs watering again.

''I'm so sick of Dan, I get home from work and he's all over me for literally five minutes and then its like I don't exist for the rest of the week, he's totally house-planting me!!''

House-planting by GwentSkilatchie April 30, 2023

President Houseplant

Another way of describing Joe Biden, since Joe Biden is not fully there. This word was invented by Ben Shapiro

President houseplant has been very transformational

President Houseplant by Eushshtb March 20, 2021

Houseplanting 

Overanalyzing or creating discontentment in relationships, friendships, life, or other things when the actual cause of unhappiness is similar to the needs of a houseplant, like not getting enough Vitamin D or drinking enough water.

Jamie: Did you hear that Gary was really sad today? Apparently life isn't serving him all that well after all.
Oliver: He's just houseplanting. Get him some food and a nap and he'll be fine.

Houseplanting by boughs.of.folly April 28, 2021

Houseplant

A antisocial guy. He doesn’t show interest in people especially his girlfriend. He is very introvert and doesn’t talk that much. He seems a bit boring.

“That guy doesn’t really talk and seems a bit boring.”
“ I know he is such a houseplant.”

Houseplant by Lottielot January 31, 2018