house moss 

The tufts and whorls of accumulated dust and dirt that form on floors and under couches, beds, etc. because you haven't swept those rooms in a while.

Danny, clean up that house moss right now!

house moss by pentozali April 9, 2006

Houseboss

Person at home higher up than you (i.e. parents) that get you to do things by threatening to remove privileges (e.g. taking away an Xbox, cutting allowance, etc.). Derived from the way corporate bosses threaten to fire thier employees in order to get them to boost thier performance.

Mom: Did you do the dishes?
Kid: I don't wanna.
Mom: Do it NOW or you won't play Xbox for a month.
Kid: You're such a houseboss...

Houseboss by lemonlad7 May 28, 2011

housemouse 

Easy on the eyes 25-35 year old female to clean and fetch alcoholic beverages naked. Must be growth oriented, skills include but not limited to; suck starting a Harley,

Manage a clean orderly household,
Whim answerer, every.

Always maintain a clean and whorish appearance, clean shaven smell nice.
Must have chin, only one and cannot be long or pointy. Positively no butt chins.
Perky yet not abtrusive nipples.
Breasts cannot sag or disappear under arms when horizontal. A suitable size for her petite frame, slightly larger, and never bra bound. Sleevless Midriff shirts muat be worn when cleaning and when washing vehicles.
Must have ass to die for, and believabley say the line, " I dont know, Ive never done that before".
Followed up response "ok".
Labia must not be of such a length that it requires circumcision,Or tied back.
Feet must be petite and pretty, and not pigeon toed, fungi ridden or callused and corn ridden. knees must appear feminine, and cannot be knocked.
Teeth must be straight, brushed and remain in mouth always. Natural preferred. No missing front teeth or broken jagged teeth.
Eyes must be focused and not crossed except when applicable. (Curling of toes could apply also)
Ears must be of a suitable size for handles, while not flappy or oversized for the size of her head. Which should match her petite frame. Hair must be long, and never in a bun, EVER.
Hands must be feminine and small in size, and are required to not be in everything.

This place is in deperatr need of a housemouse, and so am I.

housemouse by The Fabrik8r October 11, 2015