hotdogman 

hotdogman is a faggot from yrg discord who has sucked many e cocks in his 2 year discord career he is the gayest and funniest faggot on discord of all time

Hotdogman is a faggot

hotdogman by Hotdogman May 13, 2022

Hotdog Man 

When you're at a gas station and a man who is absolutely blanked out tells you about the infamous hotdog man who terrorizes the bathrooms east of the Mississippi. He may kill you and then shit of your corpse leaving you in the local gas station bathroom.

Cr1tiKal: hey man I gotta go use the shitter real bad can I get the key
Blanked man: hotdog man

Hotdog Man by Jadadion March 8, 2020

Hotdog Man 

A weird mustard colored hotdog that scares many. Can also be used to describe complete and utter shock or wonder when observing a video.

Idiot: what is that hot dog man doing?
Normal guy: what did you say?
Idiot: what is that hotdog man doing?

Hotdog Man by Brownlongthing November 12, 2016

John Hodgman 

John Hodgman is a witty Yale-educated humorist known for his contributions to Apple's "Get a Mac" ads and as a Resident Expert for 'The Daily Show with Jon Stewart'. He plays the role of the PC in the 'get a mac' commercials, but in real life he is a mac user.

•He is the author of 'The Areas of My Expertise', which is a compendium of complete world knowledge (A.K.A. lies). Though he acknowleges they are in fact untrue, his quietly-convincing, deadpan humor style will make you think otherwise.

•He first started being a regular on TDS soon after he promoted his book on the show. He was invited back to be a contributor/correspondent.

•He is the host of an entertaining series called 'The Little Gray Book Lectures', which are humorous demonstrations, discussions, readings, songs, and presentations. He is accompanied by Jonathan Coulton, a talented singer/songwriter who is his friend and trubadour.

•He is a former professional literary agent; he worked for Bruce Campbell.
He later contributed to Mcsweeney's 'Ask a Professional Literary Agent'.

•He has appeared on 'This American Life' and made many contributions to them

•He plays the 'Deranged Millionaire' in They Might Be Giants' Venue Songs DVD

•His favorite words are 'that', 'is', and 'all'. I wonder why...

John Kellogg Hodgman generally kicks ass. Enough said.

Interviewer: "Has becoming an author made you more contemptuous of the lesser-beings in society, i.e. your readers?"

John Hodgman: "You would have to be an ass to ask such a question.

That is all."

John Hodgman by Sereth March 17, 2007

Hotdoging 

When a female uses her labia majora (the buns) to cover and rub a man's penis (the hotdog) making the act look like a hotdog in a bun.

Friend 1: Did you sleep with that girl last night?
Friend 2: No, but we ended up hotdoging.

Hotdoging by Minioop December 24, 2016

Hotdogging 

Also known as Hotdoggin':
The pseudo-sexual act of placing the penis between the butt cheeks. The Penis being the "Hotdog" and the butt cheeks being the "Bun". There is no intercourse, and usually no ejaculation. This is mainly a comical practice, and usually enjoyed by the giver more than the reciever.

While showering with his wife Tina, Bill slides his penis between Tinas butt cheeks. Exclaiming "Hotdogging", Bill feels victorious.

Hotdogging by Bottlevsface August 29, 2007

Hotdoggin

The act of putting ones penis in a hot dog bun, then taking a picture and sending it as a 'sext'.

Variations: The act of putting ones penis in a food item with the purpose of taking a picture and sending it via text.

"Wow, Jonathan sent me a picture of his penis in a hot dog bun." "Its called hotdoggin, its the newest fad."

"I was hotdoggin and Ayla actually liked it." "Hotdoggin?" "She asked for a picture of my penis, so I put it in a bowl of soup and sent it."

Hotdoggin by The Ace and Poleryder February 5, 2013