hot toboggan

This can only be performed by men living in a northern region with frequent snow such as Alaska, the upper peninsula, or Watertown. On a cold winter night, to spice things up in the bedroom, the man puts on a condom, applies a liberal amount of top quality hot sauce instead of lubricant, then thrusts fully into the wanting vagina of his lover and holds on for the ride.

"Becky said she was cold last night and wanted me to warm her up, so I gave her a hot toboggan with some Ghost pepper sauce, and she definitely wasn't cold anymore."

by Dylan Kaczynski August 18, 2017