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hot stoned 

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
hot stoned by Steffoni April 22, 2020
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hot stoned 

When someone is throwing up so hard, they poop a little rabbit turd and they pick it up and throw It at you.
My bestie was refusing to hold my hair back so I hot stoned her ass.
hot stoned by Steffoni April 22, 2020
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Stone Hot 

BLIB blob
Stone hot is feet in fire BLIB blob
Stone Hot by KFC GRAVY January 30, 2021

Houstoned 

When someone sends you nudes that aren't really theirs.
"Bro, she just sent me her nudes!" "No way let me see!" "Lol, that's not hers man they're fake!" "Lol, you just got houstoned!"
Houstoned by 16-bars January 1, 2013

Whitney Houstoned

When you're so drunk at a bar and all you want to do is dance with somebody, somebody who loves you!
Do you see that girl over there dancing, she is getting Whitney Houstoned tonight!
Whitney Houstoned by Jibjar November 9, 2016

Houstoned 

Pronouned: Hue - stoned.

Being wrongly accused by the police for carrying a firearm you have a permit for.
Jeremiah was houstoned when tackled from behind by police while he was dancing at a concert on the University Lawns. They believed he illegally carried a gun.
Houstoned by Godfrey Bouillon June 13, 2007

houstoned 

When one gets drunk during the day, commencing the first beverage before 10 am.
Bill: Glad you made it to the tailgate so early! In before 10!
Dave: Heck yea! Let's get to drinking.
Bill: We're going to get so Houstoned.
houstoned by gramthrax April 12, 2012
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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