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When she says don't cum in her mouth and you pull out and Cumin the woman's eyes, on accident.
Steve pulled out of my mouth last night and shot hot salsa in my eyes.
hot salsa by Jordynsrinkslikeshit September 13, 2018
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Hot Spicy Salsa Number 

n. Refering to a rather attractive female of a spanish/mexican ethnicity.
"I want to go back to the club so I can see that hot spicy salsa number again."
To give a rim job to somebody who has just taken a shit.
Don't tell nobody, but I just gave that girl a hot salad in the back of her car bro!
Hot Salad by mmmhmgirl September 4, 2016
Literally a green salad that has been warmed up, either intentionally with a microwave, or more likely through neglect such as being left in a hot car.
Nick was noted for unpopular culinary opinions which included hating fries and preferring hot salads.
Hot Salad by DoughboysFanJohn September 21, 2017
A combination of the Hot Lunch and Tossed Salad. Proper etiquette dictates that the "Deucer" is also the "Tosser" unless tossing preceeds deucing.
Hoping to spice up their bedroom "cuisine" Rodney introduced Mario to the Hot Salad.
Hot Salad by Justin Osborne June 11, 2006
Hot Salad is the new and improved Cool Beaz! If you see something funny thats a Hot Salad Move right there.

Hot Salad is a universal word that can describe anything just much more improved then Cool Beanz.
"Yo Dylan did you see what happened to that Guy!?"
"Ya he jumped off that guys back and dunked it in the basket ball net!"

HOT SALAD
Hot Salad by matticus103 February 17, 2012

Indiana Hot Sesame Salad 

When someone eats Indiana hot sauce, and takes a hot spicy shit; and someone then tosses their salad afterwards
Alex ate Indiana hot sauce and had to take a shit, the Alyssa wanted to eat his ass without knowing. Alyssa just had a Indiana Hot Sesame Salad
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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