This is a sexual act preformed by 3 or more people. The first two people will need to fully strip down and start masturbating while the other one will get out a bowl and some Carolina reapers. When the two people masturbating are about to cum then you will collect it in the bowl. Next each of them will dip the Carolina reapers in the cum in the bowl and eat the pepper. After this they will light one of the persons pubes and genitals on fire and give oral sex to the person( you are not allowed to put out the fire). When the person on fire finishes then you are able to put out the fire.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.