Definitions by uandus

Skirt steak slap 

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

Skirt steak slap by uandus April 3, 2020

Raging bull 

When you’re fucking a girl from behind, you lean in whisper another girl’s name in her ear. While she’s raging, hold her hips and see how long you can continue fucking.

Tried the raging bull with Tina last night... lasted a whole 7 minutes.

Raging bull by uandus March 6, 2020

The chlorinator 

When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.

Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ain’t getting pregnant after that shit.

Girl one: Nope...

The chlorinator by uandus February 24, 2020

THE finger swipe 

When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.

Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho I’m all good.

THE finger swipe by uandus February 14, 2020

Slide n ride 

when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.

Slide n ride by uandus February 11, 2020

Vagina coffin 

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

Vagina coffin by uandus February 2, 2020

Hot pepper clamp 

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.

Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.

Hot pepper clamp by uandus January 30, 2020