uandus's definitions

Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

THE finger swipe

When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.

Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho I’m all good.

by uandus February 14, 2020

The chlorinator

When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.

Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ain’t getting pregnant after that shit.

Girl one: Nope...

by uandus February 24, 2020

Raging bull

When you’re fucking a girl from behind, you lean in whisper another girl’s name in her ear. While she’s raging, hold her hips and see how long you can continue fucking.

Tried the raging bull with Tina last night... lasted a whole 7 minutes.

by uandus March 6, 2020

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Kangaroo kick

When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as you’re about to get off.

Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.

by uandus January 21, 2020