uandus's definitions

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 21, 2020

Soggy bacon

When a guy wakes up after throwing his meat around all night with a limp pruned sticky dick.

Fucked this girl all night and woke up with soggy bacon. Breakfast In bed has been served.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Kangaroo kick

When a guy is going down on you and you round house kick him in the head as you’re about to get off.

Brah, just as Sheila was about to explode, she kangaroo kicked me and gave me CTE.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Hot pepper clamp

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.

Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.

by uandus January 30, 2020

Vagina coffin

When you sit on his face and he eats you out so good you dead.

Yo gurl where u been? Just rose from the dead. Darryl put my ass in a vagina coffin last night

by uandus February 2, 2020

Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 3, 2020