Skirt steak slap

When your girl is sucking your dick and mid suck you take your dick out and slap her on the cheek.

Head was so bad I gave her the skirt steak slap.

by uandus April 04, 2020

Slide n ride

when your girl is on top and casually
slide and her panties to the side and slips your dick in and begins riding you like there’s no tomorrow.

Person 1: Yo brah last night Jane pulled a fast one on me and did the slide n ride.
Person 2: Fuck brah.. she may be a keeper.

by uandus February 12, 2020

Roadblock

When you get cock blocked by the morning corkscrew.

Woke up and tried to fuck my girlfriend only to be roadblocked by the morning corkscrew

by uandus January 22, 2020

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 22, 2020

The chlorinator

When a man fucks your so good in the pool he cleans out your insides.

Girl one: Have you seen my new pool boy Janice? .. he gave me the chlorinator last night and sanitized my pussy...
Girl two: Damn girl.. you ain’t getting pregnant after that shit.

Girl one: Nope...

by uandus February 25, 2020

THE finger swipe

When a chick utilizing the index and middle finger to swab to cooch for any rancid odors prior to cunnilingus just to ensure she all good.

Shit...Jamal about to go down on me.. better Do THE finger swipe and make sho I’m all good.

by uandus February 14, 2020

Hot pepper clamp

When she’s riding the d and you throw a fistful of pepper in her face to make her sneeze and her pussy clamps tighter.

Your not gunna believe what Jamal did to me last night. That m’fer blinded me with a hot pepper clamp.

by uandus January 30, 2020