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when a girl is immersed in a warm-butter-bath on her stomach and a guy is is holding her legs up from behind wheel-barrow-style and is slapping her ass until it becomes red and chafed
"my ass is tow up today - bobby hot lobstered me all night long".
by sloth_love November 5, 2009
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Red hot lobster

A naked female is on all fours doing the crab walk in pursuit of her chosen male, in order to pin him down with her pussy so that she can fuck him senseless. Meanwhile, the male is spanking her with a freshly-caught ocean lobster, covered in Tabasco sauce to keep her away. The dripping wet female then begins singing her mating call, a classic B52's song “Rock Lobster”, in order to seduce the male. Once muscling the male in the corner, she proceeds to mount his cock whilst still in crab-walk position. Her rendition of "Rock Lobster" is then blurred as random screams and moans occur more frequently.
by TryItUWill_LikeIt July 14, 2014
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steamy hot lobster

idk its like a lobster that's steamy and hot
"damn that's such a steamy hot lobster."
by steamy hot lobsterr May 21, 2017
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Flaming Hot Lobster

Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."

2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
by LumberDiesel July 29, 2019
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hotlobstar3D

hotlobstar3D lol
by oreo942 April 9, 2021
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Hotlobstar

Hotlobstar, a guy who is a boiled lobster, (hes a loser)
Hotlobstar, you will be the next elemental

(happy first april nigga)
by asseat2 April 1, 2021
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hotlobstar3D1325

oh god hotlobstar3D1325 is gassing the jews again
by Gmoneynocap April 12, 2021
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