hot cider

The act of drinking a warm beverage after it is poured down your standing partner's butt crack.

Terry: "Why are you walking so funny?"

Billy: "My life partner wanted some hot cider last night, so I obliged."

by urban donk December 28, 2011

hot cider face

A term used to describe a girl who has an attractive body and an unattractive face.

"Hey, that girl has a hot cider face."
"What is a hot cider face?"
"Everything is hot...'side her face!"

by dubspinner October 22, 2007

Sounds like "Hot Dick Inside Her". It's a spoof from an old radio show and is still used toady.

Hey Mandy, How'd you like a Hot Dickens Cider?

by ThaBigCheesy June 28, 2010

man, i think that hot drunk bitch is looking for a cup of hot dick 'n cider

by Sandy Mangina December 20, 2006